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Pea Demotivational Poster


PERFECT DAY -


TAGS: alone peace revenge death freedom
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by daveprime

forseti - August 22, 2012, 9:31 am
Very nice! Even I prefer foggy weather...
RONHUSTLEMAN - August 22, 2012, 12:08 am
LMAO


PEANUTS - Explained And Eaten By Deadpool


TAGS: deadpool peanuts
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Nectern

aesop's folly - January 5, 2010, 4:14 pm
0/5 for the title and caption 5/5 for the comic
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 12:09 am
Ugh.


BE VEWY VEWY QUIET -


TAGS: women sleeping peace and quiet
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

Whoflungdung74 - September 16, 2013, 7:14 am
My wife's an Insomniac lol!!
mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:48 am
its funny cause it true lol
UlyssesArt - October 27, 2011, 7:08 pm
lol very good
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:08 pm
Had to laugh at this one... 5 (more hours of peace for men).
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:34 pm
55555h!
mariand - October 25, 2011, 4:32 pm
ditto


SPIDERS -


TAGS: spider problem disappears
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

M0rd3kaI - April 16, 2012, 6:02 pm
Spiders, mystical creatures, so delicate and meticulous. Black widow in the picture if I'm not mistaken, correct me if I'm wrong. Still 5L


SUPER HUMAN -


TAGS: neil peart rush superhuman
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by Stephen L

diego - January 20, 2009, 12:16 pm
yeah! long live rush, and neil the best drummer on earth!


LINUS -


TAGS: peanuts gang the great pumpkin vengance candy
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Airman - October 31, 2011, 12:44 pm
nice
5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 3:48 pm
Absolute genius! This would make a great movie. Somebody call Rob Zombie, he makes awesome remakes. 5 dryer sheets for the dirty blanket
spacedog - October 31, 2010, 11:35 am
Nicely done RL.


3 Years, 7 Months, & 30 Days -


TAGS: wwii pearl harbor war military
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Bandit5906 - June 1, 2016, 7:45 pm
And in 2016 we have a stuttering fool of a president apologize the Japan for the bombing we did to them. We warned them by broadcasting what was going to happen and we dropped papers telling them. All POWs would have been murdered if we attacked by land!
Snoots - April 17, 2016, 5:46 pm
Hmmm... premeditated invasion. Sounds like what happened to Native Americans.
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 1:32 am
@ Thedge --- Because we had won and history has shown that poor winners get another war in 20 years.
Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 5:15 pm
It is much easier to fight an enemy that has borders and fights with conventional weapons.
EmilioDumphque - December 8, 2014, 3:59 am
But we turned the tide in only six months.
Greybeard - December 7, 2014, 9:38 pm
Yes, The Pacific campaign was a brutal period of WWII history.
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 4:55 pm
5'd. But, should say, look at what they did here (Philippines), China, and many more of the Pacific Islands. Pearl Harbor was only a small bit, sadly enough. I was raised to feel guilt regarding Hiroshima & Nagasaki. I do not now, only wonder, why stop?


PEACE OF MIND -


TAGS: peace mind
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by krazirefa

tellitlikeitis - June 26, 2011, 7:27 am
Wow, I mean wow.
NickLuckyAwsome - June 25, 2011, 10:03 pm
Lol ^
NickLuckyAwsome - June 25, 2011, 10:01 pm
fuck this shit but awsome pic though :3
NickLuckyAwsome - June 25, 2011, 10:00 pm
hold up it wouldnt let me type p e n i s
NickLuckyAwsome - June 25, 2011, 9:59 pm
Guy under meis a noob and this looks like a penis ---Ȕ
NickLuckyAwsome - June 25, 2011, 9:57 pm
I agree its cute and TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL
tellitlikeitis - June 25, 2011, 7:16 pm
What a cute monkey.


IRONY - Franklin - "This is so great, having all my friends and I together for Thanksgiving and... wait- what the hell?"


TAGS: peanuts charlie brown thanksgiving franklin
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by Mirromere

ratfink95 - August 17, 2015, 10:54 am
Problem with that Sparky? You haven't got that quite right anyway. Peppermint Patty was interested in Charlie Brown.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 12:46 pm
Peanuts was bullsh*t anyway. Always making fun of god (the crazy kid is the only one that quotes the bible), one black kid who never got to say anything and two stereotypical lesbians.
mattwins34 - December 13, 2010, 4:22 pm
Wow I never noticed that before


YOUR CHEATING HEART -


TAGS: cheaters repeat
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Airman

twill1962 - October 29, 2012, 10:03 pm
If you maryy, your old position (lover) will become vacant, and a new hottie wiull be acquired.
Zetmonk - March 6, 2012, 5:09 am
Yes, it IS that simple. 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 5, 2012, 11:10 pm
It's amazing how people can delude themselves. 5
Iconoclast - March 5, 2012, 7:09 pm
"But I'm different. She really loves me." Great poster. 5L
mariand - March 5, 2012, 4:53 pm
I found this very true... and I'm sure there are only a few people who realy care about this reality before it happens.


PEOPLE - They're insane


TAGS: kid surprise peadophile kiss metal
Rating: 2.58/5

More motifakes by Tulasso

*** - January 21, 2009, 5:31 pm
Pedophile: The person that kissed the kids ass.
randall - August 10, 2008, 10:29 am
lmao!


SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE CLOUDS -


TAGS: they disappear day brightens
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Yorick - September 15, 2012, 12:25 am
True true.
lgvernon - March 20, 2012, 10:45 pm

Thanks very much, folks!~
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 8:52 pm
Oh my goodness... this is great.
holymoly - March 20, 2012, 5:23 pm
Yes! My first Fav'd poster. Nice job. another 5
mariand - March 19, 2012, 6:20 pm
very true


YOUR COMMENT ABOUT THE KITCHEN - Would You Care To Repeat It ?


TAGS: your comment about the kitchen would you like to repeat it
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by MustyK

shurublues - June 21, 2012, 4:44 pm
You sure it's a woman? Check that volume inside its pants.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 4:46 pm
Safety's on...
andnowforme0 - February 8, 2011, 11:07 pm
umm, yes I believe my exact words were "get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich." Are you even sure if that's the right end to hold?
5150monkeylove - January 8, 2011, 3:34 pm
Sammich? That will do pig.........That will do... XD
autumnspirit - January 8, 2011, 3:31 pm
Sammich is all you're getting from this gal! lol Love it! 5L's
FredricT - January 8, 2011, 8:50 am
Better be using that to protect my sammich
npayton08 - June 6, 2010, 6:46 pm
what you gonna do with that use it to screw in the lightbulb IN the KITCHEN?? i said cheeze sammich
thatonechick - April 28, 2010, 11:40 am
LMAO @ GS... I typed that in, but deleted it. :P
GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 11:38 am
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...
matrice666 - April 28, 2010, 11:32 am
..so, this is love !!!
BriaHere - April 27, 2010, 7:58 pm
Eat bullets >_
Zealot - April 27, 2010, 7:10 pm
*whips out shotgun 6 gauge* yes. it has everything i need to make dinner. thank you
usaf1995 - April 27, 2010, 5:31 pm
hmm..a women with an L96A3 sinper rifle...i would most likey shit my self before even thinking about kitchen. 5 BULLETS FOR YOU( NOT TO USE ON ME)
palmat - April 27, 2010, 4:00 pm
try not to shoot yourself on the way to the kitchen and go make me a sandwich


EDEN - "Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, ........ where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace." - Milan Kundera


TAGS: paradise dog peace
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by merlehoffa

steve1961 - May 2, 2013, 2:27 pm
@ nicholsjoshua15 I've known women who do the same thing...so what's yer point?
GaryO - May 1, 2013, 10:25 pm
Yeah, I’m a dog lover too, and I’ve tried my best to not give ‘em fleas and rabies. Seems their unconditional love is the most irritating though. And yeah, when they bark because someone is breaking in, well, that really gets me pissed.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 1, 2013, 9:24 pm
Dogs are human's link to fleas, rabies, annoying barking, being woke up at five AM to let a stupid animal pee / poop, and being mauled.
GaryO - December 25, 2012, 5:32 pm
I do believe this just gave me a spiritual moment. Woof.
merlehoffa - December 25, 2012, 5:05 pm
Thank you, I will.
maoworks2 - December 25, 2012, 4:31 pm
Great Words 5 Edens.
rerun - December 25, 2012, 4:15 pm

Beautiful, you should share this at digmydog as well.


DR OZ SAYS -


TAGS: peace in your life
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - February 2, 2010, 9:11 pm
Woot! 5Ls.
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 8:05 pm
LMAO!


DON'T SHOOT!! - She's got a hostage!




PEACEFUL SOLUTION -




LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! - She's a human!




VETERAN'S DAY -


TAGS: soldier respect veteran war peace
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

stenusmc - November 17, 2010, 8:12 pm
Nice! Thanks for that - very well said.
spacedog - November 12, 2010, 8:21 pm
Hear hear!
Reality Lord - November 12, 2010, 5:41 pm

perfect
LogicDude - November 11, 2010, 9:53 pm
Something all too many people forget these days. Excellent Aggy!!! 5 Lions saluting from this old Veteran!!!
Cubbybear - November 11, 2010, 7:41 pm
Warriors have my respect.
agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 7:36 pm
Thanks! Forgot to post it this morning.
ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 7:19 pm
Very well done Aggy. 5
rerun - November 11, 2010, 7:19 pm

well said.
Hawamleh - November 11, 2010, 7:19 pm
Respect


TETRIS -


TAGS: tetris error pile accomplish disappear
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Rick69

SteveFurlong - April 23, 2012, 10:17 pm
Very true and very demotivational. And very well phrased. If I could give this 6L I would, but you'll have to settle for 5.
OmegaReaper - April 23, 2012, 4:46 pm
Its damn true... atleast in school xD 5L
Airman - April 23, 2012, 3:43 pm
Amsome.. well done
Rick69 - April 23, 2012, 3:27 pm
*Insert much humble gratitude here*... :)
5butjam - April 22, 2012, 7:07 pm
Nice one Rick... potential Hall of Famer this one!
TheSanityInspector - April 22, 2012, 9:33 am
Excellent!
Rick69 - April 22, 2012, 9:22 am
Hehe he... RL: Now with twice the power & half the brain... XD (Jk, jk... :D)
Reality Lord - April 22, 2012, 8:59 am

uh oh....there's two of me????
realitylord - April 22, 2012, 8:54 am
sweet. gaming as philosophy...love it 5L
Rick69 - April 22, 2012, 6:51 am
Thank you... Thank you very much... :)
Verdeckt - April 22, 2012, 1:16 am
5imply beautiful..


THE JACKET OF MAN -




DECEMBER 7TH, PEARL HARBOR DAY -


TAGS: 12 7 pearl arizona hawaii
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by pfitzwater

Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 5:40 pm

well done.
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 11:23 am
I just performed a ritual I've done for the last 27 years on this date. I went out and peed on my Toyota. 5 salutes.


ONE LOVE -


TAGS: world racism religion diversity peace
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 1:55 am
Because too many out there take things way to personal


HOW MUCH LEFT? -


TAGS: time onomonopea death clock ticktock
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by conundrum

TheOne - April 29, 2012, 3:31 pm
Jesus, very nice.
Rabbitearsblog - April 21, 2012, 3:52 pm
Awesome! Loved the poem too!
conundrum - October 28, 2011, 7:26 pm
Thank you... I often come up with them when I lay in bed at night and cant sleep... but I'm too lazy to get up and write them down. so they are lost when the new day comes.
Donkasaurus - October 27, 2011, 8:36 pm
This is a great poster, always appreciate a very well written original poem.
maoworks2 - October 26, 2011, 10:45 am
beware the bell tolls for thee
CloudchaserS - October 24, 2011, 5:27 am
Got that, thanx for letting me know :-)
kimzter - October 24, 2011, 2:15 am
liked the poster and the poem but it is very hard to read because of the lack of contrast between the letters and the background
conundrum - October 23, 2011, 7:19 pm
The poem is from my head of course... that is why you did not find it on google
conundrum - October 23, 2011, 1:18 pm
The poem is from my head of course... that is why you did not find it on google
CloudchaserS - October 23, 2011, 11:04 am
Where is the poem from? A song? Googling several lines found nothing
mariand - October 23, 2011, 7:45 am
cool
Greeny - October 23, 2011, 6:52 am
Very nice
Verdeckt - October 23, 2011, 3:35 am
Nice.. I think it'd work on Moti-Twist too.


THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - And God Said: "Let There Be America."


TAGS: the united states of america jesus christ m 107 sniper cross holy war laws order peace truth
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

whizz - September 13, 2009, 9:31 pm
sometimes everyone makes mistakes


PATRIOTIC IMPLANT - Now Terrorists can talk directly to God! Side effects are temporary; some bleeding or swelling may occur at the implant site.


TAGS: see any servicemember for expert implantation today to speak with allah
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

jibarocampesino - July 30, 2010, 11:31 am
WORDS: now served in shiny coating
gil - December 2, 2009, 1:09 am
LOL after 6 beers I think it still computes to a 5
WTFO - December 2, 2009, 1:04 am
Dammit, Gil. You made me do math.
gil - December 2, 2009, 12:52 am
.5 per implant from me
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 4:48 pm
Don't be selfish, sign up your whole circle friends!! 5 silent whispers


TECHNOLOGY -




SWAB THE DECK MATEYS -




0% -




HUMANITY -


TAGS: humanity fail bullet peace sad
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - January 28, 2012, 7:59 pm
Really, it's quite the old one. thanks mate :D
rerun - January 28, 2012, 7:24 pm

I don't recall seeing this. 5L
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 7:14 pm
That's the point.
Alfredogarcia - November 27, 2010, 7:02 pm
You can't tell me this is an acceptable view of collateral damage...He should be allowed to go to school and come home knowing he is safe and his family is safe. No war is worth this!!
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 7:07 pm
True, its just like life when you keep getting hit for some time you just stop feeling..
GreyScorpion - June 28, 2010, 6:33 pm
every now and then the dark subject flies, it heightens the senses, but too much, anesthetize's the mind and we'll become numb to it
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 6:23 pm
i make funny Motifakes everynow and then, but those dont de-motivate you.. this Dark Stuff Truely De-motivates..
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2010, 6:16 pm
It's demotivational is it not?
forseti - June 28, 2010, 6:14 pm
great! 5 blank cartridges
Derek - June 28, 2010, 6:13 pm
Nobody complains "This isn't a Motifake!" when a poster is this good.
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 5:57 pm
Thanks I Submitted the other to politi...but they dont deserve good posters...they just biker about Obama
GreyScorpion - June 28, 2010, 5:49 pm
nicely reworked..5L
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 5:45 pm
Thats It, We Dont Think of our selves as a planet we think of ourselves as individuals..
hootizz - June 28, 2010, 5:40 pm
Pure hurt in those eyes..., when all he wants is a bundle of friends to play football with..., what the hell is wrong with us as a planet...??


THERE CAN BE - only one


TAGS: peacock one highlander
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by motinet

motinet - September 24, 2014, 11:37 am

hmmmm
M0rd3kaI - October 1, 2012, 9:30 am
[Test] Lol, Never saw a White Peacock before, nice one.
GFNeves - November 20, 2010, 1:43 pm
hilarious, good job
kimzter - November 14, 2010, 11:43 pm
made me laugh :)


RECYCLING - Russians hate it


TAGS: recycling russians hate police greenpeace
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by brnn19

jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 10:09 pm
Brnn, listen to these people! RR and mooo put out great stuff and been here a long time. No offense to Ed-Hyde, Im just not as familiar with his work as I am RR and mooo. They are trying to help you, stop acting butt hurt, listen to them and go for it!
forseti - September 15, 2010, 3:30 am
So you would prefer a page that only shows copies from other sites? I think, motifake is not the right place for you. I'll hit some more buttons here to compensate your absence. Way to go! ;)
brnn19 - September 15, 2010, 2:34 am
A surefire way to reduce page impressions and thus revenue. Way to go!
rerun - September 14, 2010, 8:12 pm

then by all means please do not deny them your patronage
brnn19 - September 14, 2010, 4:50 pm
They say there is no bad advertisement... Maybe all the negative fuss has its upside. On the other matter - as stated previously, there are "other" similar sites - somewhere someone will care enough to approve.
rerun - September 14, 2010, 11:51 am

well brnn19, I can help resolve this quite quickly. Would you like us to just stop approving your posters?
lesterinside - September 14, 2010, 11:00 am
Keep it up brnn19. Welcome to Motifake! And these guys, who accuses you of ripping, you'll thank them later. They are nice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 10:32 am
Approvers don't have time to research every poster, We have to trust you not to plagiarize. If your other posters are original then they will be judged on funny alone.
brnn19 - September 14, 2010, 10:30 am
Well, several other posters of mine have been approved, let's see on what grounds would someone blame them as well...
forseti - September 14, 2010, 9:19 am
LOL TTH! I copied a poster too in my early days (at least a 3L pic!!!!!111). No problem brnn19, just try to be creative next time. The community want to see some new stuff (and perhaps you can be proud of what you've done!). ;)
TheTrashHeap - September 14, 2010, 8:41 am
Someone on the other site ripped it off from here and then traveled back in time to post it a week ago? Pretty elaborate just to steal a 2L poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 8:37 am
There is no "competing" site...but yeah...don't be a thief.
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 8:33 am
Sounds good, but the above image AND caption were posted on a competing site a week ago.
brnn19 - September 14, 2010, 7:49 am
Or the other site ripped it off from here? Logos or anything? No...
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 7:06 am
Ripped off from another site. 1L, do your own.


AY, THERE"S THE RUB - To sleep, perchance to dream, For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we've shuffled off this mortal coil




100 KIRBYS! - Choose you character!


TAGS: kirby 100 mario yoshi marcus luigi peach bowser lucas ness ice climbers samus dk
Rating: 2.05/5

More motifakes by Eugene

zoomer296 - January 6, 2013, 9:54 pm
Kirby? Why not Zoidberg?
vgcats - July 15, 2012, 12:55 am
Please don't add your watermark to this. :/ http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=253
boeweizer - June 12, 2010, 9:28 pm
ok on your mark get set hang!!
Eugene - November 6, 2009, 12:19 am
Hell it is Bet i can beat you in a race there!
boeweizer - November 3, 2009, 12:50 am
hmm if is kicks a asterisk s then it must be so awesome it went underground to try and escape it awesome-ness, then we meet in hell eugene
bevhillsreborn - October 28, 2009, 7:19 pm
pottery barn kicks ass, boe, find a place that kicks more ass then any other place you know of and go there.
Eugene - October 28, 2009, 1:36 am
Wait...What? I phased out there, what happened?
THeDRiZZ - October 27, 2009, 11:24 pm
This one gets a five just for the comment section and nothing else! lmao
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 11:08 pm
You leaned into it, boe... well played!
boeweizer - October 27, 2009, 10:47 pm
ok noon it is but what a pottery barn?
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 10:24 pm
LOL!!!!! Hackey Sack rumble!!!
Sean - October 27, 2009, 10:22 pm
You tell 'em aggy. Dudes, you should settle this with wiffle bats at noonish behind the Pottery Barn.
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 10:14 pm
Wow. Kirby smack-talk? Flinch fight!!!
boeweizer - October 27, 2009, 10:13 pm
i know of another kirby artist and he made some marvel ones and other ones that look way better that urs


LAWYERS - How will the world be without them?




SURVIVAL -


TAGS: snoopy woodstock zombie apocalypse peanuts
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

rerun - May 30, 2013, 9:07 pm

amsome. good on twist too
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2013, 8:13 pm
I really love the picture. I'm surprised Snoopy had not done it sooner.
GaryO - May 30, 2013, 7:46 pm
.....aaand ML rolls. 5L


SOMETIMES -


TAGS: disappear anyone miss
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Skulrath - October 13, 2011, 10:57 am
Hey LA, I'd miss you :)
tellitlikeitis - October 12, 2011, 10:50 pm
LA... you're posters are great, but I must say, are so very sad.


GREEN EARTH DAY - It Makes That Much Sense


TAGS: green but no peace
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

Cloudchaser - April 24, 2010, 4:24 am
Electrics may not be as clean as people think they are, but even with electricity from fossil plants taken into account, they're still cleaner
Fatt Matt - April 23, 2010, 5:45 pm
I've got a wind farm attached to me... you don't want to be downwind
R.S.Jake - April 23, 2010, 5:03 pm
Lots of wind farms here, quite a few dams too.
CANADA - April 23, 2010, 5:02 pm
six hydro dams here where i am
R.S.Jake - April 23, 2010, 4:53 pm
Sorry to hear that, I've smelled both of those, but not at the smae time.
pieman - April 23, 2010, 4:49 pm
Yea. Try living next to that power plant. Smells like desperation and brain damage.
R.S.Jake - April 23, 2010, 4:10 pm
That's a Prius...you don't plug in a Prius. Besides, they don't use coal for power everywhere. Out west we use ground up Timmies, they burn 97% clean!


Our Generation -


TAGS: 2015 legacy generation peace war
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

mizzdizz - December 29, 2014, 11:57 am
Pop the cork and lift the glass to that!


SMITH & WESSON - KEEPING THE PEACE -


TAGS: motorcyle gun pistol peace
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

GySgt1811 - November 23, 2010, 10:19 pm
Yer right, Ice. 1873 Army, 2nd gen.
ICEMAN - November 19, 2010, 7:38 pm
Sorry dude, that's most definitely not a S&W. Looks to be a Colt Peacemaker.


Those Of Us -


TAGS: war peace life death military
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - September 13, 2014, 8:36 am
Thank you :)
GaryO - September 13, 2014, 8:19 am
Quite the series, GB. Nicely done.


HEARTACHE -


TAGS: be careful the words you speak hurtful things cannot be unsaid
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by rerun

Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:16 pm
solid rerun


HAVE YOU EVER -


TAGS: blondes shakespeare
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

voodoo3535 - March 4, 2011, 7:28 pm
Great Mel Brooks movie.


HISTORY -


TAGS: those who fail are doomed to repeat
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:56 am
Hey there, Produceman... welcome. If you get a moment... say hello... http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8063&start=330
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:54 am
It would be the same with Hockey up here.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:54 am
America will be mostly concerned with whether or not a Western war would affect the playing of the Super Bowl.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:45 am
Figures.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:43 am
Ah, WW3. Where the Canadians will be fighting the Alaskans and America will be too busy fighting the super power of the Hawaii-Argentina coalition.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am
Time-capsule this one. When WW3 starts... this is why.


BASEBALL -


TAGS: european style crisis
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 1:29 am
Europe, a continent where the poor and the dispossessed ain't black. AND! They can organise equality in a riot. How long has it taken rioters to realise gas masks are available to both sides of the argument?
TheSanityInspector - December 14, 2011, 8:02 pm
Their "jobs" were nod-wink public sector makework. There wasn't even office space for all of those drones, enjoying a cafe society funded by the Germans. Now they're outraged because the good times came to an end, and with a bill. /better stop now...
Reality Lord - December 14, 2011, 12:32 am

meh...might help if they had jobs i guess.
tellitlikeitis - December 13, 2011, 10:04 pm
Sad times for sure.
TheSanityInspector - December 13, 2011, 9:16 pm
Too bad they've got no work ethic.
mariand - December 13, 2011, 3:25 am
yeah... greeks are tough people


SIMPLICITY -




PROGRESS - Every generation thinks it's going to bring peace to humanity. What do you think ?


TAGS: peace war human progress man
Rating: 4.46/5

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mariand - January 30, 2012, 9:12 am
I'll meet ya on the Mars!...
maoworks2 - January 30, 2012, 8:43 am
Good Bye World !
vulture - January 30, 2012, 4:22 am
Next picture - The Planetbuster!


EVEN ALONE IN THE FOREST -


TAGS: man speaks and is wrong
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:19 am
No. men are not wrong they are never wrong it is women who are wrong when they say men do things wrong
JoannaBanana78 - March 23, 2012, 1:49 pm
The answer is YES
lgvernon - March 23, 2012, 11:04 am

;>
Ragnar - March 23, 2012, 2:10 am
I'm gonna be seeing this one on my facebook wall real soon.....


LEST WE FORGET -




DEVELOPING NATIONS -


TAGS: calendar europeans variety spice life
Rating: 4.28/5

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AllegedAccomplice - August 23, 2011, 11:59 am
Hey hey hey you forgot Eastern Europe is also the Bride Basket of the west.


ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH - Or close the wall up with our English DEAD!




ALLERGIES -


TAGS: carver allergy dog peanutbutter sadness
Rating: 4.91/5

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5150monkeylove - February 23, 2011, 9:35 pm
love the pic!


IF YOU START SOMETHING -


TAGS: big mistake pearl harbor
Rating: 4.72/5

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GreyScorpion - December 8, 2010, 8:23 am
"walk softly, and swing a big d!ck" 5L
agdaniele - December 7, 2010, 7:32 pm
Yes!


IRRATIONAL FEAR -




WHEN YOU PEAK - in pre-school there aren't a lot of disappointments ahead




ABOVE IT ALL -


TAGS: peace love kindness humanity ego
Rating: 4.94/5

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agdaniele - September 27, 2010, 8:49 am
"someone sitting 60 feet south of central park is opening up their egg sandwich... we have a sniper available?"
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 8:47 am
"we got a black Beemer, 5th and Broadway", "roger that", "red squadron, you have a go" "10-4, Armed and ready", "watch for tail wind guys, this one's gonna be tricky", "Gold 5 to Red Leader, bombs away...", "Direct hit!!"


CHEMISTRY 101 -




PRIORITIES - These men have them.


TAGS: priorities men have princess 3d 3ds peach skirt mario funny
Rating: 4.24/5

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Benlulz - September 27, 2010, 3:25 pm
4L and fav'd :)


PROGRESS -


TAGS: technology advancement peace love racism
Rating: 4.93/5

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CherokeeChuck - February 20, 2013, 11:43 am
LOL RIGHT? 5L
agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 3:35 am
It's a bit late, but Sean.... this is why I waste my time here. You're the genius.
Sean - September 27, 2010, 5:46 pm
FOUND One invisible fat chick.
Haarakkon - September 27, 2010, 5:12 pm
Any crash you walk away from is just good learning experience.


LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND -


TAGS: appearance light sound logic stupid
Rating: 4.77/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:04 pm
Um... actually, if any company ever learns you've done ANY kind of sex work, you're usually fired immediately and blacklisted forever... unless you're applying to another strip club.
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:48 am
LMAO not the chick in the pic, I was referring to SPalin
Reality Lord - January 30, 2012, 7:39 am

cougar...? omg she's so young she's almost too cute to spank hard....almost...:)
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 10:00 pm
and she's some hot piece of coug*r too ! hey RL, sup ?
Reality Lord - January 29, 2012, 9:38 pm

i'd argue the point that she's very bright and knew exactly what she was doing...and got the job :)
djrcreative - January 29, 2012, 8:28 pm
This poster captures my thoughts back when Sarah Palin was introduced. Good show. 5L
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 2:32 pm
rick d5555p in the house !
Rick69 - January 29, 2012, 1:58 pm
Cheers! :) . . . Still, I don't think the real House would approve your comment if taken literally . . . ;D
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 1:41 pm
r5ck in the house !


VEGGIE POLITICS -




Big Brother -


TAGS: big brother watching listening disappear
Rating: 4.57/5

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Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 8:12 pm
Secret courts defeats the purpose of having to get a warrant.
falloutghoul - June 26, 2013, 8:45 am
And all of this is possible AFTER they obtain a warrant.
Cannabal - June 25, 2013, 11:09 pm
Beware the Commie-Nazis!
PapaFox - June 25, 2013, 10:16 pm
Paranoia strikes deep...
Reality Lord - June 25, 2013, 6:50 pm

indeed


EXPECTATION -


TAGS: shakespeare heartbreak love loss
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

GaryO - May 4, 2015, 7:38 pm
like nine month's worth


BLESSED - Are the peacemakers, for they will be called the sons of God. -Matt. 5:9


TAGS: us soldier peacemaker
Rating: 3.67/5

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BuZZbomb - December 12, 2009, 8:08 am
Did he just say 'Blessed are the Cheesemakers'? Ahh, what's so special about the cheesemakers?


OTHELLO -


TAGS: shakespeare day othello moor she wants some
Rating: 3.63/5

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GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 6:35 pm
LOL @ zed
Zed - December 3, 2009, 6:27 pm
White Wedding? "In the Midnight hour, she cried MOOR, MOOR, MOOR!" Nah, not quite....
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 7:22 pm
Man, this is a pleasant surprise. I didn't think this one was going to fare too well. Thanks for comments, guys; I'm glad you all like it.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 6:01 pm
So damn good, it's one of two reasons I gave up on today. 5L
Muck - November 2, 2009, 5:15 pm
Very well done!
Ed-Hyde - November 2, 2009, 7:27 am
Very clever, damn you.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 10:36 pm
*slow clap*
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 10:32 pm
I managed to make a Shakespearean play look like cheesy porn. I feel accomplished.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 9:43 pm
Corny... I hate myself for laughing at this so much.


I - Don't have an attitude problem You have a perception problem


TAGS: judge yourself before you speak
Rating: 4.86/5

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Sho - February 3, 2012, 11:30 pm
Thank you. I'm trying to make these I mirror posters my 'usual style', so to say
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:56 pm
good one - a little late but I'm just seeing it now
Greeny - June 10, 2011, 9:01 pm
5ho nuff!


PEACE - Through superior firepower


TAGS: peace war battleship
Rating: 4/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 22, 2010, 10:21 pm
"That's an American ship isn't it....I thought you said that Americans were "worthless" and "pathetic"?" Yes, it is the USS Missouri. And I save such comments for another site. And I would use a different picture.
Iconoclast - September 21, 2010, 5:50 pm
It is the USS Iowa
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2010, 10:59 am
That's an American ship isn't it....I thought you said that Americans were "worthless" and "pathetic"?
forseti - September 21, 2010, 10:58 am
#60536 - still like it. 4L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2010, 10:48 am
Really?...this is funny to you?......pic overused.


Shiny Wild Abra appeared! -


TAGS: wild abra appeared pokemon pok mon
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

agdaniele - July 16, 2010, 1:59 am
After 7 google references, I just got it... and I can qualitatively concur with Pzy's claims.
pzykosiz - July 16, 2010, 1:53 am
it's kinda pointless explaining the joke. not many people here are gonna get it
jaymonkey0 - July 16, 2010, 1:38 am
Cant run from shiny pokemon btw.
bree - August 12, 2009, 5:57 pm
... u guys are nerds
. - May 10, 2009, 12:12 am
unless you duplicated your master balls
Sho - January 8, 2009, 2:13 pm
I'll "Run?WTF?" I'm not waisting a Master Ball on an Abra. Even if it's shiny


A More Perfect Union -




TRUTH -


TAGS: mario samus peach zelda gaming
Rating: 4.87/5

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deth369 - May 25, 2011, 2:03 pm
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


WHIRLED PEACE -


TAGS: john lennon ben and jerry s world peace
Rating: 4.72/5

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5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 2:28 am
sweet nuts, or the sour ones? 5l
krazzeeman - August 20, 2010, 6:12 pm
funny!
fascistfrenchman - August 12, 2010, 3:46 pm
Isn't it the truth :P
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 12:00 pm
5L RL!
culos - August 12, 2010, 8:42 am
LOL @ Grey
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 8:40 am
hehehe, he said "taint"...5L
spacedog - August 11, 2010, 11:33 pm
Great. 5L
Feasibly - August 11, 2010, 10:36 pm
Nice one RL. Makes me wanna make a trip to the freezer.
Cubbybear - August 11, 2010, 10:25 pm
Oh so delicious! Do they still make Cherry Garcia...I could eat a pint
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 10:19 pm
Well played!


CHIRPING BIRDS -


TAGS: night dark quiet peaceful cubby
Rating: 4.62/5

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EntiTy - February 9, 2011, 8:06 pm
12 gauge mans snooze button
psychosythe - February 7, 2011, 7:48 am
i was thinking heavy metal
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 5, 2011, 9:58 pm
12 Gauge....."It's the fucking weekend!"


70 YEARS AGO -


TAGS: pearl harbor ussarizona wwii
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Airman

Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 6:53 am
Mess around with US and you get a Colonel Blimp recidivist for 5 years then take over the world. This is a Motivational poster. For all. (Is that a treble Fail?)
maoworks2 - December 8, 2011, 6:50 pm
Never Forget !
GySgt1811a - December 7, 2011, 8:40 pm
I performed my annual ritual today...I went out and peed on my Avalon's tires. (Lest we forget.)(Oh! And 5 battlewagons raised from the mud at Pearl and capping the "T" at Suriago Strait.)


AUSSIE SLANG -


TAGS: australia language calendar country speak
Rating: 4.54/5

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mariand - November 17, 2011, 7:31 am
LOL...compensate with those who know your language and don't come to your country...


Oil For The Machine -




SERENE -


TAGS: calm peace beauty wild
Rating: 4.21/5

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Sean - March 14, 2011, 11:42 am
Especially the Australian tree known as the -- waaaaiiit forrrrr it -- The Goolden Shower. It's true.
Cubbybear - March 13, 2011, 12:10 am
Actually Gold trees are pretty funny...5L


FLASH APPEAL - GET IT? FLASH A PEEL?




BUTTER-SCOTCH? - Ma'am I'm trained to go days without eating, but I won't last another second without one. Thank you.


TAGS: sniper ghillie suit survival speacial forces sas balcony
Rating: 3.36/5

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R.S.Jake - March 11, 2010, 4:27 pm
I just saw this! Very nice! I LOL'd.
agdaniele - October 18, 2009, 11:19 am
Perfect.


BOX O' STUPID PEOPLE - A few more of these and things may just work out.




GIVE PEACE A CHANCE - And don't forget to bring plenty of ammo! (to convince the naysayers)




LOOK OUT BOY'S - Paris is joining the Marine's ( fire bubbles.., not bullets... )


TAGS: paris hilton tank pink war peace sexy celebrity marines
Rating: 2.87/5

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fascistfrenchman - July 6, 2010, 5:24 pm
I know a woman who would be disappointed that it fires bubbles instead of real shells. 4 Lions


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DAMN YANKEES -


TAGS: war patriot patriotism peace
Rating: 4.83/5

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Greybeard - October 3, 2012, 10:50 pm
LoL. The only star trek is the original series... : )
maoworks2 - October 3, 2012, 4:00 pm
You Sound Like A Vulcan.


COMING HOME -




APPEARANCES -


TAGS: appearance imitation conduct
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - April 24, 2011, 4:32 pm
haha probably what actually happened xD
Master - April 24, 2011, 4:19 pm
Seems kitty is unappreciative of the lemon juice he was given! Funny!
CaptainBaked - April 24, 2011, 4:30 am
I laugh every time I look at this photo... That cat's ridiculous!


TEARS - Words too painful for a broken heart to speak.


TAGS: speak tears heart
Rating: 4.47/5

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spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:23 pm
Even lesbian relationships fail...


IRONY -


TAGS: war peace soldiers virginity hammy
Rating: 3.81/5

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Hawamleh - March 16, 2012, 10:51 am
you don't know that :)
RonE - March 16, 2012, 8:26 am
being dead is it's own kind of peace.
Hawamleh - March 15, 2012, 11:06 pm
haha glad to be back :D and that is quite an honor my good man !
M0rd3kaI - March 15, 2012, 10:20 pm
:O WOW.... 5L and EXCELLENT motto, that's going to be my status on fb (the highest rank in my book... well, not really, but all funny crap gets that title.) nicely done and welcome back to full swing
Hawamleh - March 15, 2012, 7:12 pm
haha wise words oh bearded one :D
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 7:12 pm

Wunnerful! 5Ls
GaryO - March 15, 2012, 7:11 pm
Yup, like wanting something in the worst way. Nice one Mr Hammy
Hawamleh - March 15, 2012, 6:44 pm
haha I thought it was pretty swell too :D
mariand - March 15, 2012, 6:43 pm
Beware...Hammy has brought the heavy artilery... I like the analogy...
Hawamleh - March 15, 2012, 6:42 pm
Why thank you :D
carebear - March 15, 2012, 6:40 pm
(carebear BANNED)


SUPERMAN - The 'S' isn't for smart!


TAGS: superman shakespeare idiot batman actors embarrassing
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:45 pm
I'm watching IP addys... only seems to be a few.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:43 pm
I had picked up on it a little bit, but I didn't realize it was a pandemic.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:43 pm
Only a few... you notice them when number of votes are relatively low. I figure it's some jaded seedlings... although I've seen some poster-less timmys lurking lately, too.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:41 pm
Have been for days now, Haar... haven't noticed? There's a few behind tyhe scenes 1L-ing most everything.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
Another diamond. Were the timmies out in force today?
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 10:44 pm
LMFAO! 5 S's


WORLD PEACE - Because Muslims and Jews really love bacon


TAGS: world peace bacon politics bush muslims islam israel jewish jew
Rating: 2.83/5

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Zagato - November 15, 2009, 1:27 am
fuck them, i'll bite there dicks off and rub some lemon in it XD
TigerKid - April 6, 2009, 11:13 pm
What about fresh squeezed orange Jews?
zagato - April 6, 2009, 11:05 pm
vegetarians are no longer American, Muslims are dicks, and jews...well i don't have a problem with them...unless there veggie jews
tayzirov - December 31, 2008, 8:25 pm
Maybe all the bacon is why you guys are a bunch of rapist pigs?
Dotdotdot - November 7, 2008, 4:28 pm
DoForthAndDie- So very true. I heard of a Muslim mob that buried a couple of women alive for choosing their own husbands.
GoForthAndDie - September 24, 2008, 4:45 am
Maybe the bacon-free diets are why the Jews are hated and the Muslims are psychotic fucks?
aPauling - August 11, 2008, 1:35 pm
Several other religions don't eat meat at all, so bacon would be bad for them as well. But maybe if you took John Lenon's "Imagine" and combined it with bacon... and a Coke!


PEANUT BUTTER, JELLY, & BACON ON WHEAT - Threw the wheat in for health reasons


TAGS: peanut butter jelly bacon
Rating: 2.25/5

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Anonymous2 - December 2, 2009, 12:43 pm
Deep fry that puppy, and it's just like Elvis' favorite sandwich.


PEACE SIGNS - Sometimes Even Peace Is F-Ugly !!




UP, UP AND AWAY - Mighty Mouse always gets Pearl in the end




SNOOPY - Have him put to sleep already!


TAGS: snoopy leog league of extremely ordinary gentlemen charlie brown peanuts
Rating: 1.5/5

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JeffDeWitt - January 11, 2011, 6:31 pm
Leave Snoopy alone and put Michael Vick to sleep... Snoopy has done a lot more good than Vick ever has!
doofenshmirtz - August 8, 2009, 12:51 pm
Man what did Snoopy ever do to you. Oh did he hump your leg while you were sleeping. Maybe he chewed up your slippers


L·U·S·T -


TAGS: calendar lust shakespeare lips
Rating: 4.91/5

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LiquidAngel - February 13, 2012, 8:48 pm
Beautifully put together.
gas - February 13, 2012, 6:44 pm
thx, maybe a bit too long xD
mariand - February 13, 2012, 5:22 pm
great work...


RIP -


TAGS: tribute war thanks honor peace
Rating: 4.89/5

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coldinjected - February 21, 2011, 4:26 pm
It's still credited to Plato as of NOW. So before you jump into conspiracy theories and quoting random blogs, I think we are find letting Plato have this one for now Idlers.
Faceplant31 - February 21, 2011, 1:35 pm
You can take that discussion up with brainy quotes than. I believe them over you idlersjournal, so f*ck you very much.
idlersjournal - February 21, 2011, 1:31 pm
The quote was by George Santayana, not Plato.
newkevind51 - February 17, 2011, 8:31 am
sdfghjkl~~Kid your queer. how about you learn some respect!and your gay not this pic!
tellitlikeitis - February 15, 2011, 10:02 pm
Most excellent. And go find somewhere else to vent your anger sdfblahblahblah.
sdfghjkl - February 15, 2011, 8:50 pm
THis is fucking gay. suck a dick homo
evodmasters - February 8, 2011, 1:03 pm
Respect.


INVENTIONS -


TAGS: european american and russian inventions
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Renza - February 8, 2013, 6:49 am
isn't russia technically in asia and not europe?
the1stCOMMI3 - August 1, 2011, 2:46 am
says the guy wit 0 posters made, and no avatar. make some jokes before you criticize others
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:28 pm
Europeans created invented the microscope. Russia is part of Europe. the1stCOMMI3 is an ignoramus.
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:30 pm
in5ightful


PEACE ON EARTH -


TAGS: peace earth be vigilant
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Airman

Derek - August 4, 2011, 7:02 pm
The military-industrial-complex speaks.


GIVE PEACE A CHANCE -


TAGS: peace
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - October 14, 2012, 9:22 am
I believe most people on a normal level do, its the politicians that won't... : (
falloutghoul - October 14, 2012, 9:05 am
But only if we choose to do so...5L.


THE 5TH AMENDMENT - The squeaky wheel does NOT get oil. It gets thrown into the garbage, right after it's replaced by a quiet wheel.




BE AFRAID -


TAGS: nancy pelosi socialist speaker california
Rating: 3.35/5

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Sean - August 22, 2009, 9:29 pm
Fear. It pumps through you veins don't it?


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